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This Would be a Perfect Bridesmaid Dress…

The Bride — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:03:36 +0000

…if your wedding theme was The Sorcerer’s Apprentice on Ice.

Also, is it just me or does that pose make it look like her hand is growing out of her shoulder?

And who thought “Stick and Stones” would be a good name for a line of bridesmaid dresses?

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The Bride — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:39:19 +0000

Give them origami boob.

It’s Forever Yours Bridal, bridesmaids style #77209. Not everything of theirs is this ugly.

Lots of wedding stuff happened last week—stay tuned for info and commentary!

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The Bride — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:38:44 +0000

They call it “Bun Updo.”

I call it “Love Child of Toad and Sideshow Mel.”

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